kabhi socha hai, agar Indian neta log Marvel Avengers hote, toh kya hota?
Matlab, Captain America ki jagah Modi ji, aur Hulk ki jagah Mamata didi? 😅
Aao chalte hain ek aise multiverse mein jahan Parliament = Avengers HQ.
🧑✈️ 1. Narendra Modi – Captain India
Shield nahi, chest-thumping leke ladte hain!
Modi ji toh obvious choice hain – deshbhakti full on, kabhi thakte nahi, kabhi rukte nahi.
Har speech mein “Maa Bharati ki jai!” aur pose mein Steve Rogers ki vibes.
Bas shield ki jagah Mann Ki Baat ka mic le aate hain.
🗣️ Dialogue: “Mitron… assemble!”
🧥 2. Rahul Gandhi – Ant-Man
Kabhi hote hain, kabhi nahi… mostly microscopic mode mein hi rehte hain.
Rahul bhai ki visibility aur Ant-Man ki shrinking power – ekdum same to same.
Kabhi Bharat Jodo, kabhi foreign tour – unpredictable AF.
🗣️ Dialogue: “Main Parliament mein hoon… ya ho bhi nahi… matter doesn’t!”
🧣 3. Arvind Kejriwal – Hawkeye with Muffler Bow
Muffler pehno, arrows chalao, aur corruption pe attack karo!
Desi Hawkeye – aam aadmi style.
Sabko lagta hai simple hai, par bhaiya har budget mein chhupa teer nikaal dete hain.
Free electricity = his special arrow!
🗣️ Dialogue: “Hum guarantee dete hain ki free arrows milenge sabko!”
💥 4. Mamata Banerjee – Hulk Didi
“Mamata SMASH!” – mood change = state change.
Ek minute mein sweet Bengali Didi, dusre hi second mein BJP pe laathmaar.
Anger control ka to sawaal hi nahi, Didi = full-time Hulk.
🗣️ Dialogue: “Khela Hobe… aur Didi rage mode mein aayegi!”
🧙 5. Shashi Tharoor – Doctor Vocabulary Strange
Words itne bade, ki English ka portal khul jaaye.
Tharoor sahab bolte hain, aur aam junta dictionary kholti hai.
Time stone nahi, unke paas Oxford Dictionary hai – aur voh bhi Infinity Edition.
🗣️ Dialogue: “My vocabulary is the true infinity stone.”
🧠 6. Amit Shah – Nick Fury
Sab kuch dekh rahe hain… sab kuch plan kar rahe hain.
Amit Shah bhai = mastermind, silent planner, sabko positions de rahe hain.
Wo bhi bina ek bhi hair move kiye. Pure Nick Fury vibes – power behind the scenes.
🗣️ Dialogue: “Tum logo ko lagta hai tum decision le rahe ho?”
🤯 Final Scene: Indian Lok Sabha – Avengers HQ
- Lok Sabha session = Avengers assemble moment
- Opposition walkout = Hulk throw chair moment
- Speaker = Jarvis trying to control chaos
🎉 Tere What Ifs Bata!
Agar tujhe bhi lagta hai ki kisi neta ko koi aur superhero banna chahiye tha, toh comments mein bata!
Aur agar ye post funny laga ho, toh share karna mat bhoolna bhai – warna Didi rage mode mein aa jayengi 😅